Referral Code Wiki, QR Code Tattoos, and Uber for Car Mechanics
Ep. 03

Referral Code Wiki, QR Code Tattoos, and Uber for Car Mechanics

Episode description

00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:26 - Referral Code Wiki
00:09:59 - QR Code Tattoos
00:15:15 - Uber for Mechanics
00:23:01 - Amazon Gutter Cleaning
00:25:43 - Outro

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I'm Scott.

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I'm Russell.

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And I'm Leo.

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This is Spitball.

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Welcome to Spitball, the Pitchin' Kitchen,

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where three lovable scamps-- that's us--

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empty their heads of startup and tech product ideas

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that they have stuck up in there so you

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can all have them for free.

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Anything that we say here is yours to keep.

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- Guys, I gotta say something real quick before we start.

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I've been listening to our podcast,

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and what I've realized is the more I listen to it,

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the more ideas I come up with.

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And I think, I think there's something

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where if you listen to other people's ideas

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or talk about your ideas, you're gonna come up with more.

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- Yeah, dude.

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- Better ideas, killer ideas.

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- That's why we're here.

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- The idea that you've been looking for.

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And I just wanna recommend that people continue

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like and subscribe on this podcast so you can think of more ideas one at a time.

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Listen to how great we are.

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Yeah, and also if you your idea is inside you just got to listen this podcast and eventually

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boom idea.

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One of the, you just keep throwing stuff at the wall one of them will hit.

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That's right.

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And then you'll bring it on this podcast or do it yourself.

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Bring your other the bad ideas you know to this podcast.

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The ideas you know.

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That's great for Spitball.

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So brilliant.

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- Yes, all right.

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Leo, what is an idea you would love to do,

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but just don't have time for?

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- All right, this one hurts because it's a small website

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and I think I could do it, I just don't have the time for it.

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So every once in a while I want to go and buy a product

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that I know at some point has been advertised

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on a podcast that I enjoy.

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And I cannot for the life of me remember

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what the coupon code was or the referral link

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or the whatever I have to do.

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I'm not going to go through their back

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catalog and try to find whatever fricking

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episode that was on three years ago.

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Right.

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I know that there's a retail me, not

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another referral code websites and stuff,

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but those are different than what I want.

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I want is specifically look up a product

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or a podcast and see the database of all

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of the referral codes that they've ever

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used, if, and when they still exist, maybe

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even a link to the various websites or

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whatever, if you've got to buy a mattress,

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you want to support that one show that

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you really love so much, right?

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But shoot, how did I do that again?

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Was that the name of the show or the name of the people on it or whatever?

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I want a database of coupon codes that are only specifically tied to a show that use them

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so I can support both the business and the show that I heard it from.

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Gotcha.

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So is this like some kind of API plug-in that the podcast would host on their website?

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I was thinking like crowdsourced.

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You go in and you whenever there's a new show, if you want like a wiki type thing,

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You go and you submit the things that they used this week if and when they had some sort of expiration date

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For this you got to go to squarespace.com slash planet money or whatever.com slash my brother

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Whatever it is, right and and enter in the coupon code here to get your stamps comm shit, dude

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I know I just need to remember where those all are right whenever I need to renew my Nord VPN

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I go on a bunch of YouTube digital channels

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Until you get an ad for it

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right? It's literally what I do. It just yeah.

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I it makes sense. It's just how do you make money? It's one

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more to just forever solidify that oh these people sponsored

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us in the back. If we ever had a time where like I can't

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believe we got sponsored by. Exactly. I don't know. Big

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tobacco or something like they really love Spitball for some

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reason. Another so this has an obvious revenue generation too

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which is the site itself can put its own thing in the list

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I look up, shoot, what was all the mattress company coupon codes?

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If I don't see any shows that I recognize in the top 10 or whatever,

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the very top sticky one could be the referral deal that I've hammered out with Squarespace.

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You know what I mean?

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So then you have your own if you want at referralcodes.podcast.biz

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and then you can send them with your own.

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Dang.

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It's something that I think about once in a while.

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once in a while I'm like man, I do wanna try,

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what's the clothes try on one?

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- I was trying to remember the cereal.

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- The cereal?

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- Yeah, the natural cereal.

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- Exactly, so you look up, this is the problem, right?

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You look up the show and there's all the stuff

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that they talked about in the last few weeks and boom.

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- My problem right now is I can't remember

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where I heard the cereal from.

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- Oh, there's that too.

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- They're just like advertising like crazy to every podcast.

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What the hell?

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The homepage of this thing should be just boom, search box, right?

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You don't need much else.

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Just cereal.

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Just cereal.

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But then you're like looking through the list of all the different podcasts and YouTubers

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that you're, or is it the other way around?

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Do you go to your YouTuber and you put in all of your favorite YouTubers and you find

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ways to support them?

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Like even Amazon referrals or like, you know, the Amazon smile, right?

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Or whatever.

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Like whenever I buy a new AirPod pro thing,

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I'm gonna go through MKBHD's Amazon referral link

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or something, right?

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- Totally, totally.

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So there's two services,

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there's songwhip.com and pod.link.

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And these, both of these services are the same thing,

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one for music and one for podcasts.

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They are a stick in your song,

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stick in your podcast episodes,

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stick in your artist or whatever.

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And it generates a link that you can then share.

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And when the person that you're sending it to clicks on it,

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says, great, here's your song.

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Here's your artist.

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Here's your podcast.

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Here's every freaking streaming service

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that you can listen to it on.

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Cause if you want to share a song with

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somebody, you don't know if they have

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Spotify or title or YouTube music or

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Apple music or whatever.

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Right.

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So you go to songwhip, you pull up

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your thing, you give it to them.

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Those two services have the same business

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model where they go to artists and they

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say, if you want, you can have custom

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colors and a custom vanity URL and stuff

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to take over your page if you give us a

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few bucks.

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So in this thing, the referral codes could also go to MKBHD and go to whatever

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and have them stick their referral codes in and keep them up to date themselves.

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You could have a direct line with the content creators.

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If you get this popular enough.

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Dude, that's hard.

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You got to get it popular enough for that in order for them to take an interest in

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it, but if you do, that's a, that's awesome.

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Yeah.

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Relying just on wiki has the whole content moderation problem.

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Use coupon code, Dick's Dick's Dick's.

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Oh, well, okay.

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Right.

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You're going to get some of that.

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So there's got to be some like upvoting.

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It's memorable.

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I'll give them that.

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I will have forever.

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Remember that coupon code.

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Dude, that's like a different way to monetize anything now.

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All any content you could just create different means, right?

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You have your coupon codes from your referral partners,

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but then you have all these other means for them to support you.

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Like I think it can blow up between a different way to get your YouTubers

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help, provide them help, and then.

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Yeah.

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Like, oh, here's like five ways.

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So you got Patreon, buy me a cup of coffee and then you have this.

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It's like, yeah, keep doing what you're doing in real life

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and buy your shit through this link.

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Yeah, totally.

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The stupider and easier you can make it to support them.

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Like I would do that.

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I love this guy.

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I love this YouTuber, but like I'm not going to go out of my way to support him.

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Yeah.

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You just gave me a button in front of me that I could hit and he would

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something nice would happen to him.

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I'd do that.

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So slick deals and honey and a few others are Chrome extensions

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where they you press a button and they'd like try a bunch of coupon codes.

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You could have the honey, but for this and you say what 12 subscribers you want to support.

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Oh, and then every time you're going to check out on whatever shop.com, it says, hey, by the way, there's a coupon code.

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Yeah, it proactively tells you, by the way, we have something in the database for MKBHD

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and you should use this to get your 5% off and support them.

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That's cool. I love that. Yeah, that's cool.

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And all the persons responsible for doing is just feeding into this list who I like.

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And that's it.

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It'll figure out the rest of them there.

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And the real altruistic noble people who want to really support their whatever

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can content community, you know, like contribute the codes that they know exist.

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It's the wiki style.

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That's so good.

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I really like like I don't I don't want to subscribe or pay money to any Twitch

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streamers or YouTubers or patrons like it's just not what I'm into.

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I don't know.

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It feels a little weird to be giving money through that.

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This would be way more approachable to something like me who's like,

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Absolutely, I'm already buying something.

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Yeah, might as well give them a credit card.

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Do you go in like the get a little crazy here, right?

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Like you can like you take a credit card company, you say use this credit card on

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stuff and then you can give instead of taking 3% you're given the 1% to different

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subscribers or like a bank and then you can I don't know, maybe not full credit

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card like company, but something in between.

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Like how do you generate like you?

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You take your 3% credit card purchases

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and you apply it to your favorite content creators

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instead of using points.

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Like would you give up your points to content creators?

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Oh, some way for sure.

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There's probably people out there

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that would think about it that, but it doesn't.

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It's like now you get bits on Twitch or whatever, right?

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Like some micro, right?

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It's just yeah, there's something.

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Yeah, I love that.

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Listeners can help generate the next one, right?

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Like, but this when you passive, uh, small, um, collective, uh,

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right.

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You guys know the acorn app, the roundup thing.

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Oh yeah.

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Rounds up your dollar or whatever amount you spend in order to put it

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into an account that invests feels a little good.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well, I'm excited to use the service when somebody else takes it and makes it.

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Alright Scott, I think you're next bud. What do you got?

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Alright, bear with me on this one.

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QR code tattoos.

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So, a co-worker...

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[Laughter]

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Put it on me.

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A co-worker was telling me about how he met someone with a big barcode on the back of his neck.

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And he was talking about it and he was like, "Oh, this is...

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This is my grandpa was one of the original inventors

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of a barcode of the barcode.

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And so he got a tattoo to remember him.

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And the whole time he's telling me this story,

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I'm thinking like, if that was a QR code

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and I just saw that on a random person,

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I would do everything in my power

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to subtly take a picture of that

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and try to figure out where that QR code goes.

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That just, my curiosity would be so peaked

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if I saw a random person with a very large,

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like whatever QR code visible on them,

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which got me thinking on here,

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there has to be a way to,

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we're gonna get a little dystopian here,

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but there has to be a way to monetize off of that, right?

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Could like Taco Bell go out and sponsor people

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to get maybe not full tattoos,

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but like temporary tattoos or henna or something on them

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where every time if I have this Taco Bell QR code on me,

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anytime it's scanned and someone lands on that homepage,

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or maybe makes a purchase of it,

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going back to your coupon codes thing,

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I get a little cut of that profit on there

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'cause I was the one who directed them that website.

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And people are industrious,

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they would figure out ways to get that QR code

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in front of as many people as possible

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if it was associated with me and if I profited off.

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- Strippers would love this, I think.

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Absolutely love this. (laughing)

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- Their Venmo.

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- Yeah, their OnlyFans.

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Like, Venmo on it directly.

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- Scott, we have had the conversation in my household

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of what tattoo would you get,

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which I think every household has to have

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at some point in their life, right?

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I literally said, I would love to have a QR code.

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And you, so I don't know if you know this, there's a

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dot tattoo TLD even.

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So you go and you registered Scott dot tattoo.

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You keep, you make sure you pay that bill on a valid

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credit card for the rest of your life.

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You get that domain on your tattoo, on your skin, and

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then you can point it toward the Taco Bell reward this

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week, or you point it toward your homepage or your

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contact card or your whatever, right?

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Just change where it redirects to.

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So that's it.

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You just create a channel using that service that I can redirect to wherever

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for profit, whether I'm sponsoring Taco Bell or I am a stripper with a QR code.

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I don't know how that works actually.

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That was just a good idea just to have your Venmo tattooed on you.

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I mean, what other better way to make money, right?

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Just people are going to sneak up and take pictures of my QR code, like send me money.

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And it's just a Venmo request for 100 bucks

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and hopefully those hit enter on accident.

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- Right.

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- Dude, you can turn this into like temporary tattoos too.

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People like are interested in it.

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You could totally sell the temporary tattoo.

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- Taco Bell could just give out a bunch of that.

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Well, I don't know.

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Then I couldn't monetize off it

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if they're mass producing these guys.

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It's gotta be associated with me personally.

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- I don't know.

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I mean like you could just give out

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a hundred thousand temporary tattoos

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and people with children are sticking it on them.

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like, oh, Evan, Evan, my buddy at middle school is wearing a QR code tattoo, right?

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You're like, then all the sixth graders with their brand new smartphones are

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going to take pictures of the McDonald's happy meal about to blow up with these QR codes.

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I think my brother, my brother and me's munch squad had a couple of months ago,

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some it was like subway or somebody did a, the first five people that tattoo our

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mascot get free subs for a year or something.

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So this is not completely uncharted waters,

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but the QR code is great.

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You could make it.

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Because that is dynamic.

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You can make it do whatever you want.

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Yeah, I love the idea of it being able to redirect to whatever.

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Today I'm doing Taco Bell tomorrow.

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People just get Rick rolled if they take this picture.

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Yeah.

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I'm a little afraid of the steady hand required by a tattoo artist

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to get the precision of the dots. Right.

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Oh, is there some sort of tattoo template that they can do or is everything?

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I've only ever seen free and right because if they get a couple of those dots switched

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You're stuck with a dead doesn't actually resolve QR code on your skin for the rest of your life

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I think you just came up with a amazing idea. You create a 3d printer for tattoos. Boom. Yes, perfect

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He just that's like it's like automating a haircut like I don't want that machine near me you're right

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Oh, I guess that makes sense

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That would be so awesome you get precise pixel perfect tattoos on your body instead of like terrible. Yeah

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Yeah, you can have it resolved to an actual photograph of something or whatever that I'm I like this you could oh

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You know those cool like pick those new QR codes where they're integrated in like the art form itself

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Like you don't even know that you are code. It's just like yeah. Yeah the stable diffusion ones. Yeah that

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That would be cool, you know, so you get some scene of a Japanese village or whatever, but it's actually something scannable

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That's fun. I mean that people brings you to talk

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All right, Russell, what's an idea you want but don't have time for this is the best idea

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I think I can give away right now episode 3 best idea. Okay

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Here's my problem. I have issues with my car every once in a while. You gotta go to your brake change your oil change

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Scott knows he helped me move my car recently my brakes need to be replaced

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Once they are past the sound they're they are grinding. Oh, yeah, I'm

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Anyways, it's cuz I'm too damn busy. Okay?

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I what I'm gonna go sit in some frickin waiting room for an hour while they change my brakes

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like what a giant ass waste of time.

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Like I can't think of something more painful

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than sitting in a waiting room,

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letting somebody so that I can pay to have my brakes

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like fix, it's like double negative.

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I don't know.

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So here's, here it is, okay.

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People come to you to do all your maintenance, simple.

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Okay, they do this for windshields right now.

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Safe flight repair, they're not an advertiser,

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but they go in.

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They're locksmiths, right? Locksmiths will help you get back in your locked car.

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There we go. Oil changes, how hard is that? You just go in the parking lot,

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shove one of those oil pans in there, do the thing. I mean, it's not like... And those are...

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You go to Jiffy Lube and you do the same thing. It's so easy. There are just shops that make

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insane amounts of money by having quick change oil changes, right? You sit in your car while

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it happens like boom take that up a notch right do some corporate plans go

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to like you know oh everybody's got has their cars sitting in a parking lot

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right five oil changes corporate benefit I save money company saves money oh I

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see what you're saying dude and now it's an employee of your insurance plan or

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whatever yeah it's an employee benefit uber for car repair for car repair so I

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feel like garages usually have a lot of specialized equipment and the whole like

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getting under the car gang thing. That's a tow truck. You just do tow truck.

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Mobile mobile jacks. Like is a tow truck. Could you just get a fancy tow truck? Like

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you just buy one of those. Oh, you could. I actually really like that. You could invest

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in some big F-150 or something that has a trailer behind it that'll just hitch it all up and then

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all the tools in either in the car. Dude. Yeah, it's super easy. You just and here's where it

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gets better, right? You can do AAA services right on your downtime. So if people are pulled

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over on the side of the road and they have a broken tire, like you can replace AAA better

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than AAA because they kind of suck. Like you can now you have. Oh, they're great if you're

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good waiting four hours. Exactly right now. AAA has a different monetization model. They're

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changing oil over here and then they're like, oh, cars are pulled over here. Boom, right?

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have all these tow truck companies that have tow trucks

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that sit all day waiting for their call.

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Like now they're just always on the road circling

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for that oil change request or the brake repair or whatever.

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And you're just, there's so much work out there.

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They, all these cars sit in parking lots all day just.

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- If we want to play a terrible insurance game

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I almost want to one up this and be,

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I love the idea of them coming to you,

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but also they come to you

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and they take your car to a mechanic,

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either do the waiting or whatever there for you,

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and then bring your car back while you're at work

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or at a movie or something.

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Sounds like a scheduling and insurance nightmare,

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but man, I would love that.

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- Insurance?

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Well, it's like a tow, I mean, tow trucks don't have to,

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well, I don't know anything about tow trucks, right?

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- Oh, I guess you could do it with a tow truck.

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- Oh, yeah.

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Everything is, like my whole model.

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- I was just thinking some guy drives their car off

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into there and hopefully it doesn't crash it.

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Oh, that's not a bad idea to I guess.

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I'm yeah, I think you can.

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No, I was I was just thinking you just like take tow trucking,

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blow that up a little bit, add a bunch of monetization around repair.

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You need one.

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And like, that's it.

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Just buy a tow truck.

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Put all the upselling inside the app itself.

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Like, do you need your filter change?

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Do you want your. Yeah.

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I will deca would detail the inside while we're at it or something.

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And there'd be a home base they come dispatched from so you'd have all the supplies and stuff there

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But they would know what appointments are hitting today

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So they can bring only the break that they know what they're your model, right?

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They don't have to tote around an entire facility exactly you need only the tools for that day

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So they in the morning drive into headquarters and it says alright, you're gonna need these five Allen wrenches

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Oh, yeah, I own wrenches rent. What is it called the?

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We all know exactly what we're talking about

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Drivers I

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Hold the flashlight

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But yeah, you get it you only have to live what you need so it doesn't have to travel

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I mean you got to be able to jack the car you got to be able to get underneath there

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You got to be able to do some basic stuff

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But you don't need every tool under the Sun because you have it booked out a week in advance

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You know what to bring to you dude like changing your tires sucks like Costco has a whole tire center

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Like sure, somebody help me.

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I just want somebody to fix my brakes.

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And here's another thing.

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You could just have a truck in your driveway and Uber model it right.

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Just today I'm going to work, find the nearest thing, go to AutoZone

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and fricking buy the stuff and then go to your your appointment.

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Like you don't.

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I really think the hardest part of this is just figuring out

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how to jack up the car safely on the side of the road or driveway or something.

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And then everything else fits.

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You've got the scaffolding of a car carrier,

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right, that takes 10 of those cars in, but

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you just get a little bit more elevation

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and only one shrink down the length a little bit.

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You could have it be wenched onto a pickup

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or a tow truck kind of thing that is just

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higher up or lifts up.

21:27

Oh dude, it's like the scissor lifts.

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It just goes up 10 feet in the air.

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Ground level is the basement of the oil change place.

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Car is up 10 feet in the air on a scissor lift

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and you're underneath it doing whatever.

21:41

Dude, and the advertising, like while you're doing the oil change,

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you literally cars are driving by people getting in their cars

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and like as your car is 10 feet in the air and just have a big sign out of like

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never wait for an oil change again or something.

21:54

That's that's pretty smart.

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Yeah, it's just a marketing monster makes money.

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It's easy. I think it's easy.

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It's easy. It's easy.

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I wouldn't I wouldn't stand under a scissor lift with a car.

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Someone would.

22:09

OK, wait, there's the one of the cars, the transporters, the car transporters.

22:12

You get one of those.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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I'm just picturing some poor Uber for mechanics driver

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in the middle of a Midwest winter.

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So we got to change my oil and it's negative four degrees out.

22:26

That's true.

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On this side of the road might need some.

22:29

Then you put it in a semi boom.

22:31

We bring a semi to you drive into it.

22:35

Just start the car, man.

22:37

I mean, if they can put formula cars in the back of a semi and work on them, right?

22:41

I really love the idea, though, of like a company sponsoring this,

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like who needs oil changes, sign up here and we're just going to have it in the lot

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and we'll take care of all year by the end of the day.

22:51

All to people be all over that.

22:53

Yeah. And it's like your your business.

22:55

It's like food cart.

22:56

It's like a food truck, but for mechanical repair.

23:05

OK, Scott, give me a industry that you interacted with today.

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Gutter cleaning.

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Russell, give me the last business that you interacted with that royally screwed you over.

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I got really screwed over by Amazon.

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They left it in the rain.

23:22

That's fine.

23:25

How could Amazon integrate gutter cleaning services?

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You know, I robot, the people who make room was used to have a gutter cleaning bot and they had one model and I tried to buy it and then it was like discontinued and they've never made one again.

23:43

It looked like a long, skinny square, like a brick kinda.

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And at the front it had a little propeller rotor and you'd stick it on one end of the gutter.

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They would just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom and like push it, flipping the stuff out as it went across.

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And it looked awesome.

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And nobody has ever made one again, to my knowledge.

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And I tried to buy one.

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I can't.

24:02

Yes, Amazon needs to make Alexa enabled Alexa clean my gutters

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better cleaning.

24:10

All I'm picturing is like getting a notification on my

24:15

Amazon app to be like your gutters are cleaned and then I

24:18

come home and my gutters are just gone.

24:20

Dude, that's exactly what I robot does like half the time

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your vacuums underneath your like upside down in your car.

24:28

Yeah.

24:32

How did you get in this position?

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How did you climb the stairs?

24:36

This is how Amazon does it.

24:37

They pour a little bit of gasoline down the drain,

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light a small fire, boom.

24:43

Okay?

24:45

(laughing)

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Burn the debris.

24:47

- Someone wise once said,

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"Wood and coal burn, gasoline explodes."

24:53

I don't know if gasoline's the move.

24:55

- Liquid coal.

24:56

- You probably want-- - Liquid coal.

24:57

- Yeah, just kerosene or something, yeah, right.

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-Okay. -Controlled explosions to clean gutters.

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-There we go. -Done by Jeff Bezos.

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-Here's another way. -Okay.

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-You get the Amazon drivers that are, you know, when they drop off a package.

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-Put on your gloves.

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Would you like to add on gutter cleaning for $20?

25:14

Hell yeah, I would.

25:15

I'm in prime.

25:16

-These poor drivers.

25:18

-Some guy's going to deliver your package just soaked in mud.

25:22

You're like, "Oh, the last guy must have."

25:24

-They'll also take out your trash and bring your kids to the daycare.

25:29

chimney cleaning are you sure neighbor that poor guy that's perfect man you

25:36

already got labor at your door just need them to stay a little longer thank you

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